Smoke
Signals
Premium Flower · Quality You Can Trust
Four cultivars, three grades, nothing filler.
Hand-trimmed, lab-tested flower from Middles right up to A** PPV. Spin any bud a full 360° before you commit — that is our own photography, not a stock shot.
- Grades
- 3
- Cultivars
- 4
- Top THC
- 29.1%
THC
29.1%
From
£25
This Week’s Menu
Priced by the gram, the two, the eighth and the quarter. Every grade is hand-trimmed and lab tested — the difference is rarity, not care.
Middles Selection
20 / 40 / 75 / 140
1g · 2g · 3.5g · 7g
Everyday flower. Solid, honest and easy on the wallet.
Ground Control
HybridHouse favouriteWedding Cake × Sunset Sherbet
Even-handed and easy going. The one we hand people who ask where to start.
THC 24.8%CBD 0.4%Terp Myrcene4.8 (126)£75
A* Top End Cali
25 / 45 / 80 / 156
1g · 2g · 3.5g · 7g
Imported top shelf. Loud terps, dense structure, proper bag appeal.
Golden Hour
IndicaCali Cup winnerGMO × Wedding Cake
Dense golden nugs and a savoury nose. Strongest thing on the shelf, long slow landing.
THC 29.1%CBD 0.3%Terp Caryophyllene4.9 (172)£80
White Noise
SativaNew dropDurban Poison × Haze
Frosted to the point of looking dipped. Bright, clean and daytime-friendly.
THC 22.4%CBD 0.6%Terp Limonene4.7 (94)£80
A** PPV Grade
35 / 65 / 125 / 240
1g · 2g · 3.5g · 7g
The very top of the shelf. Exotic, rare and strictly limited.
Purple Static
IndicaExclusive · limitedPurple Punch × Zkittlez
Deep violet bag appeal and a heavy back end. Evening flower — do not make plans afterwards.
THC 27.2%CBD 0.2%Terp Linalool4.9 (208)£125
Inspect Before You Buy
Ground Control
- THC
- 24.8%
- CBD
- 0.4%
- Terp
- Myrcene
Quality You Can Trust
All flower is hand trimmed, lab tested and sourced from trusted growers. We take pride in offering only the best, so you can enjoy with confidence.
Top shelfflower
Hand-trimmedto perfection
Premium qualitylab tested
Smoke cleanstay lifted
Respectthe plant
Every Batch, The Full Panel
Independent lab, six screens, results printed and packed with the order. If a batch fails anything it does not ship.
- Cannabinoid potency
- Full terpene panel
- Residual solvents
- Heavy metals
- Pesticides
- Microbials & mycotoxins
| Cultivar | Grade | THC | CBD | Dominant terpene |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ground Control | Middles Selection | 24.8% | 0.4% | Myrcene |
| Golden Hour | A* Top End Cali | 29.1% | 0.3% | Caryophyllene |
| White Noise | A* Top End Cali | 22.4% | 0.6% | Limonene |
| Purple Static | A** PPV Grade | 27.2% | 0.2% | Linalool |
Figures are illustrative placeholders — Smoke Signals is a design concept, not a real dispensary.
What People Say
“Ordered Friday morning, arrived Friday evening in a sealed tin with the lab sheet folded inside. Genuinely did not expect that.”
“The 360 spin is not a gimmick — you can actually see the trichome coverage before you commit to a grade.”
“Ground Control is exactly as described. Mild, clean, no anxiety. Third reorder and it has been consistent every time.”